Here on TheGamer I’ve covered a lot of topics and in doing so a lot of beloved franchises. My bread and butter is Final Fantasy . I’ve played those games more times than I can count so obviously I have a lot to say both good and bad about them. One giant series I have yet to cover is Grand Theft Auto . This is a franchise that appeals to the average Joe gamer. You know the type. Maybe they play some puzzle games on their phones from to time, but they’ll also pick up one, if not all, of three big releases. I’m referring to Madden NFL , Call of Duty , and of course, Grand Theft Auto . These games appeal to a wider audience that generally wouldn’t classify themselves as gamers.
That’s why topics on Grand Theft Auto and the others are so popular online. Even actors get in on the game if you pay attention. So where do I fall on the GTA train? Well like most I started with GTA III and loved it. When GTA V came out I enjoyed it, but something felt off. My interests had grown. That’s not to say the game itself was bad, but I had other tasks. Such is the life of a video game writer. Personal troubles aside, one cannot argue that there are some pretty strange issues regarding GTA V’s logic. These comics, as always, are a good way for me to jump into some of these troubling topics. Get ready to be put on blast Rockstar.
25 Starred
DeviantArt
Crashgordon on DeviantArt made this comic. Like in the movie Anchorman , things can go from calm to crazy in an instant in Grand Theft Auto V . That is all to say the police A.I. always feels random. You could brush them on the street and set them off like you destroyed a building and other times you can tap their car and they don’t care. It’s weird, but this comic is a perfect illustration of how insane things can get. I do love the subtle close-up of the two officers as the perp throws his coffee on the ground. If I had to add one thing to brush up the comedy I would add like four more panels of awkward silence. That’s just me though.
24 Tank Smash!
Cheezburger
Physics have never really made sense in Grand Theft Auto’s universe starting from one and making it all the way to five. Breaking them can be fun just so long as the physics don’t glitch the game into unplayable territory. Now the craziest logic puzzle of them all lies between trees and light posts. That isn’t a riddle like the infamous clue in Final Fantasy Adventure , palm trees and 8 , either. I’m literally referring to both objects.
Are those light posts made of Adamantium?
For some reason, you can crash through light posts, but a tree will mess up your day up. I guess that’s pretty close to reality depending on the tree and post quality. Shouldn’t a tank beat a tree though? It continues to boggle my mind.
23 A Grand Zack
CommitStrip
This ties back to my point about Grand Theft Auto V’s original release on older systems being weird. When it was announced for the newer consoles, i.e. Xbox One and PS4, fans rejoiced. Then the PC version was announced and it was an even more thunderous roar. Personally I was excited to see what cool mods people were going to hack into it.
I would play a Hangover (the movie) GTA V mod any day of the week.
People are still making stuff for GTA IV and that game is a decade old! Will we see patches from fans for this game ten years later? Who’s to say, but right now it’s looking pretty good. Maybe not that lifelike, but the point of the comic is hilarious nonetheless.
22 Money Money Money
Dorkly
Julia Lepetit made this comic for Dorkly. The next example from The Different Kinds of GTA Online Players highlights the whales of Grand Theft Auto Online . You know the type. They love to spend real money on big purchases so they can show off. Hey, why wouldn’t you want to show off in the virtual world along with reality too? Now that is a boss move. Personally, I think it’s rather silly, but hey, it’s people like this that help fund Rockstar and their many random ventures. I’ll get more into that later. I’m waiting for Rockstar to release a literal divine character you can purchase for one million dollars. What’s the best part of that idea? There is only one code. Let the bidding begin!
21 Here Comes Backup
Dorkly
Julia Lepetit made this comic for Dorkly. The last excerpt from The Different Kinds of GTA Online Players showcases the ever-reliant player that no one wants to associate with until things get hectic. You may know this type of player, or you may be one. Admittedly I am when it comes to other online experiences.
Hey, I’m a person too and I have feelings!
I’m not terrible, but I’m also not hardcore falling somewhere in the middle wherein the elite don’t want me until they are desperate. I guess every team needs an ace in the hole. It sure would be great to get recognized for my achievements every once and awhile. I’m sure "the lackey" in Grand Theft Auto Online feels the same way.
20 Getting Hyped
Tumblr
Some Thomas posted this comic on Tumblr. When Grand Theft Auto V originally came out in 2013 for PS3 and Xbox 360 the world went bananas. It was like the second coming or something. While it rolled out to a huge audience there are plenty of people out there that ignored it like in this comic. I dabbled with it, got bored, and moved onto something else. That other project was not Cookie Clicker , but like GTA V, I also understand that obsession. Even a free piece of candy can set off those positive signals in your brain to make you feel at ease. Cookie Clicker , and other games like it, reward players at a fast pace. Who wouldn’t want those sweet juices flowing faster?
19 Nooooo!
Let's Be Friends Again
Chris Haley made this comic for Let's Be Friends Again. Speaking of controversial things I actually don’t remember the media going after anything regarding Grand Theft Auto V . At that point in 2013 I think they finally gave up and or accepted video games as a proper medium and not some simulator trading children to go bonkers and do weird stuff. The thing I thought they would go after was the torture scene toward the latter half of the game. Even I was uncomfortable playing that. It just felt unnecessary like a commentary on governments getting things done in shadow ops. Did it hit to close to home? Who’s to say, but I do like the dig at the awful FOX show that was thankfully canceled: Dads .
18 No Time For Comedy
Victims of Circumsolar
Even though I put Grand Theft Auto V down only after a third of the way through, I didn’t hate the game. There were just other things on my to-do list that had to take priority. That is to say, I know it’s a fun, well-put-together title, with tons of content that will keep you entertained for hours. GTA V is one of those big openworldfans open World gaming worlds where you can play it for seemingly an hour and find out its next week already.
My lines are erasing!
Ok so maybe it’s not that consuming, but my point is you can get lost in it. So much so that other jobs may seem less important. For example, not putting your best effort into finishing your Internet comic strip like above.
17 Shark Week
Double-XP
Josh Crandall made this comic for Double-XP. One of the coolest new mechanics in Grand Theft Auto V was the trio of protagonists that you could swap between. This could lead to some interesting random moments. The best ones would always come up when you switched to Trevor. Sometimes he’d wake up on a beach, or an alley, or be in the middle of beating someone up. He’s like chaos incarnate. This panel brings up a good point though. What happens to your character when you leave them behind to look at someone else in the middle of a fight, or in this case underwater with a shark about to attack? The easy answer is nothing since it’s a video game, but the picky side of me wants to dissect the logic holes.
16 Too Late
Double-XP
M.S. Corley made this comic for Double-XP. Here’s a little history to put things into perspective. Grand Theft Auto V released for the PS3 and Xbox 360 on September 17, 2013. Now the PS4 and Xbox One consoles would release two months later in November without the ability to play these momentous releases. This prompted people into speculating the game would get ported which it was, but not for an entire year. That seems crazy to me.
It was worth the wait for the first-person mode.
So the joke here is that even though two brand new shiny consoles released, their launch lineups did not compare to the majesty that was GTA V . I wonder if Sony or Microsoft tried to bribe Rockstar into rushing a port for their new system first, but failed.
