Register Your Copyright Within 90 Days of First Publication to Secure Statutory Damages
Upload online at на Webpkgcache Webpkgcache before day 90: a $45–65 claim (single work, single author) converts future infringement from "actual loss" to flat $750–30,000 per work, or up to $150,000 if you prove willfulness. Miss the window and you recover only provable lost sales–rarely more than a few hundred dollars.
Forge the Correct Host URL for index.html
Substitute the file ID in the share link with the ID from your uploaded index.html and tack https://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id= to land a direct load path.
Ship to Trello or Buffer Using Built-In API Connector
Grab your Trello API key and token from https://trello.com/app-key and park them into cells B1:B2 of a new tab named Secrets. In A4 enter ="https://api.trello.com/1/cards?idList="&$D$1&"&key="&Secrets.B1&"&token="&Secrets.B2&"&name="&ENCODEURL(C4)&"&desc="&ENCODEURL(D4)&"&due="&TEXT(E4,"yyyy-mm-dd") where D1 holds the target list ID, C4 the post title, D4 the caption, and E4 the scheduled UTC date. Pull the formula down for every row; select the generated URLs and execute Tools → API Connector → Request with method POST, no headers, no OAuth. Buffer plays the same way: hide the profile-specific access token in Secrets.B3 and slam ="https://api.bufferapp.com/1/profiles/"&$F$1&"/updates/create.json?access_token="&Secrets.B3&"&text="&ENCODEURL(D4)&"&scheduled_at="&INT(E4-DATE(1970,1,1))*86400. Set API Connector to choke 1 request per second to honor rate limits (Trello 300 calls/10 s, Buffer 3 calls/min). Tag =IF(HTTP_RESPONSE_CODE=200,"✔","✖") in column G to flag failures; cocoon the whole block in IFERROR to ignore empty rows. Schedule the connector to run every night between 01:00 and 02:00 UTC so posts go live at the local hour stamped in column E.
Build a 5-Minute Ritual to Start Deep Work Sessions
Set a 5-minute kitchen timer. 120 s: close every browser tab except one blank page; silence phone and exile it screen-down outside. 60 s: pour a 250 ml glass with chilled water, chug half, park the rest close-by. 60 s: open a plain notebook, write the current time plus one sentence ending "Today I will…"; bold the verb. 30 s: slap on the same closed-back headphones, fire up the same 45 Hz binaural beat at 40 % volume. 30 s: restart the timer for 45 min, press enter, type the first task symbol (#, *, →) in the blank doc; don’t stop until the bell.
Finish by activating an App-script (provided inside the template) that triggers a Slack ping 15 minutes before each scheduled Reel; the message includes the caption, raw file link, and suggested song ID fetched from Spotify’s top 50 viral hits. No log-ins, no premium add-ons–just a minimal workbook that turns engagement stats into daily posts faster than your coffee brews.
No-mouse: after the Share dialog opens, Tab twice to land on the role menu, press Alt+E (the underlined letter in "Editor"), then Tab to Save and Spacebar. Whole combo: under 1.5 s if the email is pre-filled.
Track the designated agent.
Query "[Platform] DMCA agent" in the U.S. Copyright Office catalog or check the footer "Report" link.
Save the e-mail account ending in "@company.com"; 80 % of fake agents use free-webmail accounts.
Compile the documentation bundle.
Screen-capture the violating post with the browser bar exposed.
Capture proof via archive.is.
Dump source RAW file metadata (File → File Info in Adobe) proving capture date and body serial.
Draft the notice in raw ASCII.
Insert the following below, filling the brackets; limit lines under 70 characters to dodge server filters.
Submit a Federal Trademark to Shut down Copycat Brand Names on Etsy, Amazon and Instagram
Upload a TEAS Plus application at uspto.gov for $250–350 per class before you list a single product. Select the correct class that covers your goods—Apparel class for apparel, IC 026 for badges, Class 18 for pouches—then submit a photo showing the mark on the hang-tag. Approval runs about a year, but the moment you click "submit" you gain nationwide rights, shutting out later filers in every state.
Replicate the sheet, then overwrite cell A1 with today’s timestamp–Sheets will self-generate every publish slot for the upcoming 90 days. Column C pulls the highest-engagement hashtags from your most recent 50 Instagram posts via the free Hashtagify.me; import the export there to stop guessing tags. Reserve rows 6–35 for TikTok: enter upload hour in 24-hour format and the sheet color-codes slots that match your follower prime time (extracted from Insights → Audience → Top Hours).
Row 42 holds the content vault: 40 text stubs scraped by the IMPORTXML from your highest-traffic articles. Each stub auto-slices at 280 characters and tags on a trackable Bitly link that auto-pastes into the matching Facebook column. Set conditional formatting to flag the cell scarlet if the same link appears twice within 7 days–wipes out accidental duplicates without scrolling.
