Set-and-forget Call-audio Upload via Drive phone client
Flip on "Auto-upload local dirs" in the phone interface, then enable Voice Recorder or whichever non-stock recorder (e.g., Smart Recorder) that dumps to /Android/media/. The starter 15 gigs of CD-quality wave files (~90 min) cost nothing; flip the file type to compressed 320 k in the app and you’ll cram 600 min before bumping the wall.
Generate the feed with a static site generator or a minimal PHP script on a personal server; the field must span more than 32 characters but remain below 4 000, and the e-mail address inside has to mirror the one tied to your Apple ID or the publish button stays greyed out. Validate double: once with CastFeedValidator and once with Podcasts Connect preview; the second scan often catches MIME-type mismatches that the first ignores.
Cap worksets at fifty-two minutes then 17 min disengagement—DeskTime’s audit of 5,000 productive logs reveals this balance triggers the highest flow frequency. Use the break to feed plants or tidy one drawer; micro-progress on unrelated chores spikes dopamine sooner than doom scrolling.
Tackle Common Rejection Alerts and Re-Submit without Changing the Feed
Replace every instance of "http://drive.google.com/…" with a public dl.googleusercontent.com link that returns a 200 status and audio/mpeg header. Apple’s crawler traces three redirects max; a shared Drive URL creates four, so the episode 404s and triggers the dreaded "Can’t download your media" email. Generate the direct link in three clicks: (1) Drive → file → Share → "Anyone with the link", (2) extract ID from URL, (3) paste into https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=FILE_ID, then verify with curl -I. If you spot Content-Type: audio/mpeg and
Show Category: select the sole most relevant leaf category (e.g., "Science & Medicine → Natural Sciences"); additional tags are disregarded by search.
Content Rights: select "I own this content worldwide" only if every second of audio is legal; otherwise go with the territory-restricted option and name blocked countries in the notes box.
Cover Art: drop a 3000 × 3000 px JPEG under 500 KB; Apple rejects PNGs above 72 dpi.
Language & Parental Advisory: align the tag in your RSS verbatim; mismatches slow approval by 24–48 h.
Tap "Submit for Review". The queue badge goes yellow; average wait is 28 h. While pending, secure the XML: set Drive sharing to "Anyone with the link – Viewer"; changes after approval trigger a new 12 h re-review cycle. Once the badge flips green, snag the Apple-hosted link under the show title and stick "?mt=2" for iOS/macOS redirection.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1aB2cD3eF4gH5iJ6kL7mN8oP9qR0sT1uV2wX3yZ4/view
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1aB2cD3eF4gH5iJ6kL7mN8oP9qR0sT1uV2wX3yZ4
/file/drive/
/download?id=
/preview?usp=sharing
&confirm=t&export=dl
Force ZIP or PDF Mime Type by Adding &export=download Parameter
Glue &export=download right after the file ID to override the default viewer page and deliver the raw byte stream. The server skips the viewer token and sets the Content-Disposition: attachment header, so browsers see the payload as a file, not as a web page.
Fire off a sub-60-second Bonjoro to the Head of Growth of any SaaS that recently raised Series A; call out the precise slide in their deck where they flex about "product-led growth," then show a 3-frame mock-up of how your motion graphics will boost trial-to-paid by a fifth. Win rate: 35–42 % on a batch of thirty, average ticket $7,400, no proposal needed.
Mini: +15 % fee, дополнительные сведения 24 h turnaround, no extra rounds.
Standard: 30 % markup, files bundled, one added revision.
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Ensure each tier under 120 characters so it fits inside the Gmail subject line without truncation.
The Routine works solely if you tick three boxes: «≤32 px thumbnails», «0-byte fragments», «APK left-overs older than 90 days». Ignore any of them and the return deflates to 2–3 GB. The add-on holds a 14-day trash buffer; if things go wrong, reinstate from inside the sidebar–no support ticket needed.
If the uploader has locked third-party access, the same URL spits 403. Swap to &export=media for items hosted within a Google Workspace; it leverages OAuth2 cookies already active in the browser session and dodges the virus scan that &export=download sometimes fires on executables.
Scrape the "Hiring" tab on Wellfound every start of the week; filter for pre-Series A climate-tech with 15–40 employees. Pull founder emails with Prospeo, drop them into a three-hit G-suite sequence: 1) subject "+7-day $623 MRR bump–watch here," 2) blink-and-you’ll-miss-it GIF of your UI animation, 3) final nudge offering a same-day paid pilot capped at $$1 k. 27 % reply, more than half convert to monthly.
